• I ran for US Congress and lost.

• I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

• I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find oil in Texas; the company went bankrupt shortly after I sold my stock.

• I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal than took land using taxpayers money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.

• With my father’s help (and his name) I was elected Governor of Texas.

• I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the USA. I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-.ridden city in America.

• I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money.

• I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.

• I became president of US after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes with the help of my appointments to the US Supreme Court.

• I attacked and took over two countries.

• I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the treasury. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history. I set the record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 months period.

• I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in history of the stock market.

• I am the first president in history to have executed a federal prisoner.

• I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

• In the first year in office, I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history.

• After taking the entire month in August of 2001 for a vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.

• In my first two years in office, over 2 million Americans have lost their jobs. I cut the unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any other president in US history.

• I set the all-time record for the most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

• I appointed more convicted criminals to US administrative positions than any other president in US history.

• I set the record for the least amount of press conferences, less than any president since the advent of television.

• I signed more laws and executive orders amending the US Constitution than any president in US history.

• I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

• I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national oil reserves as past US presidents did.

• I cut healthcare benefits for US war veterans.

• I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest (15 million). This shattered the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

• I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

• My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

• Members of my cabinet are the richest of any US administration in history. (The "poorest" is the multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, who has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

• I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.

• I presided over the biggest stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

• I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

• I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. I set the all-time record for the biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.

• I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

• I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of US congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

• I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

• I refused to allow UN Inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

• I am the first president in US history to refuse the United Nations election inspectors – during the US 2002 elections.

• I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most US corporations election campaign donations.

• My biggest lifetime election campaign contributor, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation.)

• I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any other president in US history.

• I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying that the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

• I am the first US president to establish a secret US shadow government.

• I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in the US and world history.)

• I, with a policy of "disengagement" created the most hostile Israeli-Palestinian relations in at least 30 years.

• I am the first president in US history to have a majority of people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. I am the first US president in US history to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

• I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I set the all time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling off their huge investments in corporations bidding for US government contracts.

• I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama bin Laden "Dead or Alive". I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States capital building. After 18 months, I have no leads and zero suspects.

• In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks, I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

• I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any president in US history.

• In a little over two years, I created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the Civil War.

• I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category, heading straight down.

• I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine ( my Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.)

• I was AWOL from the US National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

• I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about my drug use.

• All records of my tenure as the Governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father’s library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

• All minutes of meetings for any public corporation that I served on the Board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

• Any records or minutes from meetings (I or my Vice President, attended regarding public energy policy), are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.